A little bit of advice to anyone who is asked to give a talk at church:
DON'T tell us the entire story of how you came to be standing at the pulpit. We don't want to know on which day of the week which bishopric member called to assign you a topic, how you pretended to not be home, or how you procrastinated and had to write the talk early Sunday morning. We especially do not want to hear any jokes about how much you don't want to be giving your talk right now.
1.) They're not funny.
2.) We don't care.
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2 comments:
Amen sister!!! You are so preaching to the choir!!! Fill up the time with a quote from a prophet, a song or even (heaven forbid) a scripture!!!!
totally agree.
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